Dear Hippie Ashton (aka “Nigel”),
A few weeks ago, I signed up to be a part of an A-list celebrity campaign though I didn’t know who the celebrity in question was. I tried to rack my brain and think of all the available men in Hollywood, but since I had you pegged as “in a relationship” with a certain Ms. Kunis, I kept you out of the running.
And then last night I’m told it’s you. And you are seeking HIGHER planes of consciousness. *giggle*
And you’re dressed as a hippie.
*swoon*
I totally get what you’re saying. It’s a freak show out there. But as someone who has been on more dates than I care to remember with more weirdos than I care to think about, it’s refreshing to see someone approach it all with a sense of humor. I wish you all the best in your dating endeavors on World Wide Lovers and think you’ll have much success.
Some advice: Fall for someone who is much more than just a pretty face. Don’t wait too long to text/call her back if you like her. And for God’s sake, please pick up the tab on the first date.
So tell me, do I have an innie or an outie?
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Raj is the best! lol
You win the most awesome post of the campaign. I love your piece!
What an awesome post. It’s my favorite in the campaign.
This is super cute..I love it 🙂
Ashton…swoooon 😉
You did such a great job at making this believable, genuine, cute and funny. It will definitely drive readers to the video. Nicely done!!
Love it! It’s rough out there. Haha!
🙂
Traci
I agree! You win! Too much fun!!
haha, I liked this one but there was a lot of controversy featuring one of the other videos in this campaign for Raj. Painting your face is racist and it was really stereotypical. I’m totally cool with racist jokes, it the cornerstone of comedy, but I was just upset that it wasn’t even a little bit funny. **shrug** I don’t know – since then, I believe the ad has been pulled so we’ll see what comes next. 🙂
XO
<3
This was completely adorable. You put a darling spin on it. I’d have to go with the Karl Lagerfield Ashton with the Chihuahua as the most hysterical. I’m actually impressed. Didn’t know Ashton had such a wide comic range. Good job!
hahahahahaha ~ great sense of humor!
I’m surprised more girls aren’t going after him. I suppose lack of deodorant isn’t a turn on…:)
Oh,
OH>
:on knees, thanking God, I’m home safe and sound and not “out there”: